Did you say "Pre-Cervical Cancer!"

Yes, that's what I said. I haven't so much ever really heard of pre-cancer, I assumed it was either cancer or not, apparently there is a "pre" stage. Technically it's called mild dysplasia. When it gets to moderate or severe that's when you really worry and it can turn into real cancer. Remember, I only have/had the mild type, so I'm good.

When did I find out about this "pre-cancerous" stage you ask? Well I actually found out in October after finally getting a pap smear, ladies don't ever forget or delay getting this one, followed by an actual biopsy and then the news that I would need to get it Cryogenically frozen off! I had been diverted with other concerns such as school, raising a 4 yr old, whose father by the way was taking me to court accusing me of ridiculous things,and to top it off being sued by her former babysitter didn't help at all trying to take care of my self.

It had been diagnosed as a low-grade type, so the urgency by the nurse was minimal and the availability of a Gynocologyst at the student health center was also not very often. I also was notified that the brand new "gun" that they use to direct the freezing, sub zero temperature to my cervix, was missing in action and at another location. So it wasn't until just last Thursday, April 19th, that I had the procedure done. No worries, it didn't hurt a bit, you can't even tell what's going on aside from the hissing noise the tank of CO2 makes.

So it's Monday now, and I got an infection attributed to the procedure stated above. I am definitely ok for the meantime, and I'll find out if its completely ok in about 3 more months. No worries, I was scared at first but I believe I have much more to accomplish to let the thought of actual cancer get in my way.

oh boy do I have some beef!

To whom do I have beef with you ask? Rosie O'Donnell that who. I am all for free speech and especially on a television show that I used to respect called "The View," but now I believe she has lost it. I'm even sick that I give her name any attention. I'm just sick of the nonsense that comes out of her mouth. I mean I feel so much for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, she should have her own show!. That's all about all I have to say about that, let me know if you have any opinions.

Jim Gaffigan Part 3

This is so funny, I have to post it so I'll know exactly where it is when I'm having a not so good day!

Purple and Brown

This is funnneeeee!

It never fails!

Every morning when I eat from my box of mini powdered donuts, I get just a tiny bit of powered sugar in the crease of my mouth. And wouldn't you know it, before I can remember to lick my lips, one of my co-workers say "you've got something white in the crease of your mouth?" Now could it get any more embarassing? Well it hasn't thus far. I thought about it, I was going to post a picture of it, but decided the visual was good enough for ya.

Anyhow, I know that comedy is the best medicine so in my blogs you will enjoy certain clips from various comedians. Today I will feature Carlos Mencia. He has his own show on Comedy Central called Mind of Mencia. He's insanely funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrpghSEHtc
Sorry if its offensive, let me know and I won't do it again!

2 hours and 26 minutes

Time left in my work day till I go home. The greatest weight was lifted off my shoulders as I was able to finagle (sp?) my way out of the job of answering phones to becoming a loan officer for some kick arse realators! Titan Funding/Realty is the company just in case anyone needs a home loan or is looking for a home.

I actually get pissed when the phone rings. LOL, answering it is my job, I can't get mad when it rings! And I'm loathing not knowing if a certain individual works here or not. Well now on Monday I won't have to.

So it's flashback picture time is it? Here goes one.

I know, it's not old old and it has something in it we'd rather not have, but the really old pics are on a disk. To be cont...

Guess how much I suck at posting blogs!

I'm going to get better, I promise. I have super high speed internet at work and I'm bored as all get out reading my English Lit assignment. So I also remembered I still hadn't posted the pic or was it two, I had on my phone from when DaLadies were in town. So here they are, try not to be so excited!

This here pic <----- is Kate posing in front of the Easter Bunny backdrop at Sara's local Smith's grocery.

This one <------- is Sara, probably the cutest pregnant woman you'll ever see! Look at how good she is displaying the box of Perky O's that only we will know the conotation to!

Why don't I have more fun pics from the good times? Because I pretty much suck, and my phone doesn't have a flash.

OH, I could tell the story of the car we saw flipped over in the parking lot! We were all collaborating on how the heck it landed that way. Don't you wish I had a pic? Well I was going to, but no flash. It was pretty much a spectacle as we took at U turn rubbernecking.

This is a good time video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVmSBGyKm0

Why does this get me so excited?

I have to laugh at myself and you may also do the same, but get this, I'm in Albertsons grocery store just looking to buy some crispy fries to go with the hamburger Ava and I were going home to eat and lo and behold in the feezer isle I find the sweetest deal of the century. What did I find you ask? Budget Gourmet meals for .50, or as it said 20 for $10. Could I pass up a deal like that, I think not. So all I have to say is, Ladies go and get'em.

Another issue has come across my life the past few weeks. As you may or may not know, Ava's father, who was remarried and since then recently divorced again himself, is spending more quality time with her. Today Ava had Karate class, as she does every MWF from 4:30-5pm, and I invited her father to watch so when he has her on Fridays he would know where to take her. Well class was a joyous occasion for my little Ava. She was glowing and so proud that her mom and dad were there to watch. It's sad to say that this is probably the first time in public we had all been together since she was 1. Well we proceeded to go out for ice cream, which I had already promised her, how could I pass free. So we really were just together there for Ava and I think it really made her happy. I don't want to confuse her, but I do know she behaves better after knowing that daddy isn't married anymore and there won't be anymore yelling, on his part anyway, because of the marriage and his last wife's daughter. If you have any comments on this please let me know, I need all the help I can get. Don't worry, I will never ever in my wildest dreams get back together with that nut job!

5 Things you may not know about me

5 facts about me!

1) I dislike incorrect grammar, mostly spoken incorrectly words. My poor little 4yr old is corrected at least once a day, but that's a good thing right? I really hate when people misprounounce "especially" and say it as if there were an "x" somewhere in there that I didn't know about. I also would like to add a disclaimer to my grammar thus far or in the future. I do not pretend to be perfect in my spelling at any given moment, I simply want the world to be a happier well-spoken world.

2) I was a scholar athlete in High School. Those were the glory days, back when life was oh so plain and simple. Wake up, go to school, come home, take a nap, eat, go to practice. 9 months out of the year that is all I had to worry about.

3) This is may be too graphic, but it's the truth. I only feel comfortable picking my nose with my left hand, and I am right handed.

4) I watch way too many reality TV shows. i'm not even kidding. I know about the shows on Basic and Cable TV. The stupid, why-does-anyone-watch, shows. No, I do not have anything better to do, or I didn't up to this point.

5) I have a huge phone that does everything you can imagine on it and I don't really need but I love it and I hope to some day be really really busy so I seem as important as I would like. Also with that phone I take pictures when I am in the car (it has the best lighting) all the time and send them to my friend Elaine and oddly enough, she does the same.

Why isn't this working? Or is it

Ok it's already past midnight and I've only been trying for 2 hours, but someone has to let me know if they are reading this, I'm going crazy! Do you see the old pink layout or is it blue whe one I have been trying to change it to? Please help.

WHAT the F-Bomb. I wrote this unvelieveable blog not 15 minutes ago, upload some majorly pertinant pictures, everything is perfect and of course a Kateastrophe happens and just as it did to Kate the other day, I lost what I wrote! So here we go again, but this time I will start with the funner news. I went shopping today only because it's President's Day and my father taught me to only shop on major holidays and I was only to search for items on racks that were at least 40% off. Ok, so anyhoo my mom and I went to Macy's and I saw these nice black pants made by someone named Dana Buchman that were originally priced at a whopping $250.00. (see pic #1) I didn't see anything special about these pants other than them being marked down to $25 and right in my price range.

It didn't end there ladies! Continuing on, I found a pair of creme pants by BCBG originally priced at $138 knocked down to $15! If that wasn't an omen enough I look further at the tags and notice the name of the pants are called The Slim Flare "CARLA", um hello take me home, they shouted to me and while you're out there, find a nice shirt to go along with me.

And to end the wonder of my friends, the news is just that my ex-husband is living with his sister and mother and is getting divorced. Geez, I can't even fathom why? It just makes me laugh and is acutally so much better for Ava. The Sperm Donor and I are actually getting along! It's all good for now.

Hey ladies! I'm back on the blog spot. How could I stay away for so long? I can hardly believe it is the middle of February, but I'm glad for it. Last week I recieved news that is pretty much life changing, not to mention really funny as well as not suprising. I don't want to come out and say exactly what it is, but again, if you know me well you probably can guess what it is. Kenny Chesney is only 5'6"? So this night I have a sigh of relief and can sleep very well tonight.